Well, it's shit... That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most funtional word
in the english language.
Consider, you can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or
have shit for brains, with a little effort, you can get your
shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked
to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit, or tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell
the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit,
shoot the shit or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find
yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit. Some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit. Things can look
like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit, and I hope you
have a nice day without a bunch of shit. But if you happen
to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.
Well, shit happens.
This poster in my room gets me through!
Love y'all!
Panders
lol :)
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